I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
