Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Randomize
