from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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