I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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