im gay
i know
yea but for you.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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