yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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