I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Randomize
