It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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