He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
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