I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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