I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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