i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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