I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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