Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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