that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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