walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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