Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Randomize