I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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