maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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