My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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