margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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