I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
