Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Be still, my beating vagina.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Randomize
