Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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