Say something about gay babies.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
We got so high we made milksteak
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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