Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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