He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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