My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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