I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
sex in a hospital.. check
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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