Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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