I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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