I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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