You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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