i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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