spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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