whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
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Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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