I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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