Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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