Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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