Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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