don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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