After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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