I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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