She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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