I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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