In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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