I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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