Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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