He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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