Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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