According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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