The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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