We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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