take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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