420 ftw
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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