my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Randomize
